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Monday, January 28, 2008

i never realized...

how emotional it could be to leave a job. some days i'm excited. other days i'm really sad (today's a sad day - first day of the last full week). my stomach has been in knots for 2 weeks (but i've lost 6 pounds).

the days are flying by so fast and there's still so much to resolve. and i need to do a heavy duty desk cleaning.

last week i got through my emails. took half a day. and i deleted over 6300.

it really is quite a crazy feeling.

they're throwing me a party on thursday. i'm always a wall flower at those things. being the focus of one will feel so strange. i had a nightmare last week that no one came.

anywho. just a few thoughts on my frame of mind lately. i never thought it would feel like this...

Thursday, January 24, 2008

how not to make it to the hollywood round on american idol...

1. wear clothes that don't fit you.
2. bring your spouse/significant other in to audtion with you as a duo (even though it worked for one - that was a rare exception). it's called "american IDOL" - not "american IDOLS".
3. fall to your knees as you sing passionately.
4. argue with the judges decision.
5. continue to argue with the judges decision.
6. sing whitney houston.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

chchchch changes!

after 7 years, 11 months, and 28 days, i will be leaving my "current employer" to join the local chapter of the national kidney foundation.

my last day at WU will be feb. 5. my first day in the new digs will be feb. 13. it was supposed to be the 6th - but they had to change it because the bosses will be out of town and i can't start without them. so now i get 7 days off in between. which will be nice.

i got the offer monday. on monday i felt shock.

i put in my resignation and told my immediate coworkers on tuesday. on tuesday it felt surreal.

today - i think i was more buzy and frazzled than i've been in months. and i'm almost thinking "what did i do?"

it's a good opportunity. i get to go to pittsburg in july with the local team for the transplant games. that will be cool. i've never traveled for work before. oh. and every other friday during the summer they have "summer fridays" which means the office is closed. that's right. i'll have 3 day weekends every other week in the summer. sweet. and i get to do the newsletter - which will be cool. writing. :D and my favorite alum of WU told me to sign him up for a committee at my new job - he'll volunteer.

so. that's that. that's my big news. i'm waiting to wake up now...

oh - and see below for the first idol email of 2008...

how not to make it to the hollywood round on american idol...

1. refer to a former contestant during your audition.
2. sing a song made famous or recorded by a former contestant during your audition.
3. compare yourself to a former contestant during your audition.
4. sing "an original piece written by me" during your audition.
5. dedicate your song to a judge during your audition.
6. look like the rabbit ears on a 1982 12 inch black and white tv during your audition.
7. continue singing the same song after you know you've bombed, the judges said no, or your "original piece written by me" didn't pan out.
8. try to sing a new song after you know you've bombed, the judges said no, or your "original piece written by me" didn't pan out.
9. over dance live you've had one too many margaritas.

and finally

10. dress like princess leah unless you have the face and the bod to pull of that gold steel bikini with the chains.

Monday, January 14, 2008

news

i believe there is news on the horizon.

watch here for more information.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

well NOW what do I do...

the fox 2 tabulater survey said i was supposed to vote for this guy - now what do i do????

randy of the redwoods is looking better and better....

it's all about the stuf...

conclusion? the more stuf you eat - the more stuf it takes to make you happy...

i'm actually quite biased in the direction if the Mr. Big Stuf Oreo - circa 1985-1991. the stufage there totally rocked more than stuf can say...

i have such fond memories of sitting in my grandparent's kitchen with my 300 calorie treat, eating the top cookie first, then using my finger to scrape every last bit of stuf off of the other cookie. and then feeling so completely ill that i had to toss the bottom cookie in the trash.

i tell you - those were the days. they should totally bring back the mr. big stuf. just don't tell anyone but the select few loyalists (aka - ME). this way - it can't be blamed for contributing to the growing (unintentional pun) population of obese adolesents in the country. i'm already fat - so it can't possibly make things any worse for me....

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

so.

happy new year. i know i'm a bit late. but i've just been busy and stuff.

not sure doing what. but i'm certain i've been busy doing something.

and i won't admit that it was watching brittney breakdown coverage. gotta love that showbiz tonight. and i've concluded that the hairstyle of the woman who has been filling in for nancy grace can be referred to as a mullet.

and how bout that new episode of colbert last nite? "which brings us tonight's word!" pause "and that's the word - we'll be right back."

due to a proposal in bars in st. charles - i wikipedia'd profanity today. interesting read. i don't think i've seen a certain four letter f word (not fart) used as an example so many times. i have decided that if the proposal goes through i will no longer be able to go to bars in st. charles as i have a strong tendency to dance on tables while screaming colorful poetry after i've participated in the nightly drinking contest. i'll just have to stick to jeff county where my talents are appreciated.

what? we don't go to bars in jeff county? what? i seldom go to bars anywhere? hmmm. wonder where that drinking contest was then....

anyway - a few countdowns for you.

23 hours until i have another reason to be nervous
4 days till cookies go on sale
5 days till i'm forced to sit through high school musical at the fox
7 days till idol starts and my blog gets funny again
10 days till the next three day weekend

Thursday, December 27, 2007

i know this is gonna sound stupid

but i can't seem to figure out why it is when someone famous is murdered - it's called an assassination. but when joe blow down the street is killed because someone doesn't like him - it's just called murder.

i looked on wikipedia - cause if it's on wikipedia it must be true. hence wikiality. but that's not important.

wikipedia says that assassination is "the murder of a public figure. An added distinction, among assassination and other forms of killing is that the assassin has an ideological or political motivation, though many assassins (especially those not part of an organization) also demonstrate insanity; other motivations are money (contract killing), revenge, or a military operation."

i know that defines the word specifically as the murder of a public figure. i kinda wonder about the etymology of the word - but not enough to research it. but i don't get why we need a word to distinguish between the two.

it seems to me that when joe blow down the road was shot and killed for the $50 in his back pocket or because he was getting it on with someone else's woman - that he's just as dead as mr. super joe blow in hollywood, new york, or d.c. i don't think mr. super joe blow's murder is any more special than regular joe blow's murder. they're both dead at the hands of someone else.

to me it would seem that to call some one's murder an "assassination" makes it sound like it is more important, special, notable, and tragic than anyone else's murder. and something about that just doesn't seem right to me.

and now i'm thinking in circles. it's quite dizzying.

i should go back to writing about celebrities and reality tv. lucky for me that idol starts in a couple of weeks!

hmmm

according to this, my presidential match is democratic NM governor bill richardson.

interesting - i so wasn't heading his direction that i don't think i even have a clue who he is....

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

all i got for christmas is....

  • 2 fleece throw blankies
  • 1 box of colored pencils that i think were really intended for nina
  • 1 helly kitty/hello christmas book + subscription to light and tasty
  • 1 additional are you smarter than a fifth grader game (which santa brought nina)
  • 1 pair of pj's
  • 1 gwen stefani l.a.m.b. perfume gift set
  • 1 kelly clarkson cd - my december
  • 1 copy of Stephen Colbert's "I am America (and So Can You!)
  • 1 $15 starbucks gift card
  • 1 card with $50 that i have to share with jeff
  • 1 set of spiffy knives like rachel ray and alton brown use.
  • 1 grater thingie that has some professional name but we call a grater thingie
  • 1 necklace
  • 1 calendar - hand made by nina
  • 1 large bath sheet towel - jeff got one that matches
  • 3 plastic tumbler glasses with cats on them
  • 2 beanie baby gingerbread boys - one boy - one girl
  • 1 t-shirt from pensicola
  • 1 battery operated candle glowy thingie
  • 2 ornaments - one gingerbread - one new orleans mask/jester
  • 1 chocolate gingerbread boy
  • 1 letter from the eastern missouri bankruptcy court notifying me that the sperm donor had filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy and that i was listed as creditor because he still owes me over $16,000 and that i might want to contact a lawyer to make sure my rights were protected
  • 1 pair of gingerbread boy socks
  • 1 coffee mug with hot cocoa
  • 1 losing scratchers ticket
  • 2 tickets to see wicked at the fox on january 1

Friday, December 21, 2007

Thursday, December 20, 2007

bad idea...

reports are saying that nick is considering doing a special on teenage pregnancy in light of the jaime lynn controversy.

i think it's a bad idea.

i am by no means a hypocrit. i had a kid out of wedlock. being a single mom is hard. i've been there.

i sat and watched the jaime lynn enhanced episode of showbiz tonight on cnn last nite and they were flying from all angles.

"she should be commended for not getting an abortion and stepping up to the plate."

yeah yeah yeah. she doesn't deserve a medal because she said she's keeping the baby. she should get one if she actually sticks to her word and tries to give the kid a normal life. not the hollywood kid life. but a normal life. without nannies or personal assistants or a pr agency to smooth things over.

"being a single mom is so hard - especially for a teenager!"

sure. talk to you me when you don't have a trust fund, hit tv show, cd, or deal with ok mag to sell your photos after the baby's born for several million dollars. try it with a savings account with $300 and no job or insurance. have to deal with the system. medicaid. child support. talk to me then.

"her career is over" "why can't she be a teenage mom and have a career too?"

she can have a career. i just don't think it should be this one. nina can no longer watch zoey 101. when i told her why - all she said was "she's too young to have a baby." she's a horrible example for little girls. "do as i say - not as i do."

i think that if nick goes ahead with this special to try and smooth over the crisis at hand - it's going to glamorize the whole concept of teenage pregnancy. ok has a deal for the first pictures of jaime and baby. jaime lynn isn't going to have a tough go of it. not at all. little girls have been looking up to her and now they're going to see what she did as being cool. having a baby is going to be a fun adventure for her. not the struggle that it really is for the single young mom. no matter how the publicists try to spin it.

nick can't fire her for being pregnant unless her contract has something in it about morals - which i doubt. but they can pull they show for bad ratings. and i have a feeling that they will be going down.

maybe i'm wrong. it's possible. i just can't see it as anything but a bad thing. the ok deal. the possible nick special. using jaime lynn as an example. all it will show is how much fun she's having - not the dirty nitty gritty of it all.

use a real situation as an example. not a piece of pr being spun by the master manipulators of truth in hollywood...

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

i am so depressed.

as of 4:10 pm central time today - nina will be 10....

oh - and how bout that jaime lynn spears?

Monday, December 10, 2007

ya'll remember...

ya'll remember (goin all britney spears on ya with my ya'lls now) back in the summer i gave ya'll a link to youtube for my intern who was trying to become an youtube star with their youtube series "chris n chair"?

well - the first full episode is finally available. doug tells me it's about 18 minutes long - so only watch when you have time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYs4yT6fDxk

here's the link to part 2 of the first episode....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdrGW9v3JBQ

Friday, December 07, 2007

csi

nicki was buried alive.
brass was shot and almost died.
katherine had her daughter abducted and father shot to death in front of her eyes.
greg got the crap kicked out of him.
sara was abducted, trapped under a car, almost drowned in a desert rain storm and flash flood, and nearly died from dehydration and exaustion while trying to walk to safety.

now warrick is being accused of murdering a stripper and leaving her in his own car (now how dumb would he have to be to do THAT anyway - get real) while on a massive trip from combining perscription pharmacuticals.

is no one on the cast safe?

we've decided that grissom is the only one left - and we suspect that when they finally getting around to him - the ending won't be happy....

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

my take on this whole megan meier thing...

ya'll knew it would only be a matter of time before i chimed in on this with my thoughts. since it's all over the news - pretty much daily now - and the back lash on both sides is about insane - this is what i think.

Two wrongs NEVER make a right. Never.

The Drews created the account to gain her trust and teach her a lesson. It was wrong. No matter why they thought she deserved it - whatever they thought she did or was doing to their daughter to deserve to be taught a lesson - it was wrong. Revenge is always wrong.

What the Meier's did with the fooseball table - the distruction of property - while done out of grief and anger and passion of the heat of the moment - was wrong.

Now people are targeting either family for different reasons. The "blog". The lists of the Drew's personal information. The calls for boycotts. The protests. The vandilizations of homes. The harrassment of innocent bystanders and business owners. It's all wrong. Not one bit is justifiable. Not one bit of it makes anything right.

A little girl lost her life. A family lost their daughter. Another family has lost their business and saftey. How is any of the backlash going to fix that? It won't.

The only thing left to do is to treat our children the meaning of the word respect. Teach them that each person in this world is infinately valuable. Teach them to turn the other cheek. Teach them that each person has emotions, beliefs, concerns, feelings. Teach them that everyone is different and it's those differences that make us unique and special. Teach them what a boring world the place would be if everyone looked the same, felt the same, believed the same, had the same opinions. Teach them that it's those differences that make the world wonderful. Teach them that two wrongs NEVER make a right.

Most importantly, teach them that they don't have to like or agree with a person, but they do have to show them respect. Everyone deserves respect - no matter what they may or may not have done.

Friday, November 30, 2007

go tigers!!!

even if i'm not a mizzou alum. i mean - it's not like fontbonne had a football team. so if i'm gonna fit in at the office with all the other college football fans - i have to have someone to root for...

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

giggle

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9616331857

survey says?

i've added a new feature to my brain - to the right you will see a poll. this first one is lame. but i'm tanked up on cough meds right now - so i can't think of anything better...

so - survey says? what holiday decorations should i put up first?