episode two of "how not to make it to the hollywood round on american idol..."

1. suck so bad that the viewers switch to watch beyonce sing while the new president dances with his first lady...

2. and then beg causing me to change the channel back to the ball again....

3. wear blue/silver eye shadow from eye lashes to eyebrows...

4. ask america to vote for you with chinese characters. most can't read that...

5. sing like cher...