dear lazzyass neighbor,

as you know, we live on a very small, culdesac street.  space is limited.  parking is very limited.  especially when you consider that most home owners have 2 cars that have to be parked some place when we are actually occupying our homes and property.

i'm not sure what personal crisis is going on in your family - but i'm sure there must be some since i've noticed that 2 of your children, their spouses, and their 3 small children have all moved into your house.  i've also noticed that this increase in home dwellers has increased the number of cars at your house from 2 to 4.  i understand that the cars must all be parked someplace.  and i've appreciated the times that you're children have parked their cars on the side street.

however, your car has been parked in front of my home for a week now.  it makes it extremely difficult to unload groceries and furniture into my home when i have to park three houses away.  in front of someone else's house.  which is not convenient for them.

 we have two cars and only room to park one in our garage at the moment.  we would really like to be able to park in front of our own house.  i don't think it's too much to ask.  you park in front of your house.  so do your kids.  i'm sure you appreciate the convenience of it - as would we - if we could do it....

you have until friday to move your car.  then i'm gonna get really crabby...