rule #6 - don't come into the audition admitting that you can't sing and are totally tone deaf and then get mad when they tell you no. it's a singing competition - not an anti-singing competition - what did you REALLY expect them to say??
rule #7 - just because jennifer hudson won a golden globe and is nominated for an oscar doesn't mean that you should turn your audition for american idol into an audition for passions after the judges have told you no.
rule #8 - lose the brooklyn/jersy/coney island accent while singing. as my drama teacher in high school always said - annunciation is key. you shouldn't be able to hear that accent when you sing. and hit those t's! tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh!
rule #8 1/2 - if one show based on talent said no - the others probably will too. especially when the producers are the same...
rule #8 3/4 - and fur isn't cool any more pal...
rule #9 - no one wants to see you have an orgasm.
rule #10 - be confident - but not full of yourself. just sing it.
Easter
11 years ago
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