this week on "why you won't be my next american idol"...

hello - and welcome to another weekly episode of "why you won't be my next american idol"...

once again - i am your host - karen seacrest.

it's a big week as we bring things down to the covetted final 12. could you feel the tension??? i'd have to say that they got things about 75% right last night. and that's "technically" passing, right??

now - on to our show...

leaving us this week is jared cotter. jared - you won't be my next american idol because one should NEVER dedicate "let's get it on" to his father unless his father happens to be barry white and it's one of those vh1 tribute shows. under ANY other circumstances - it's just icky...

also going home this week is pretty miss antonella barba. antonella - you won't be my next american idol because - well - let's face it - you already know why. but in case you need reminding. you've performed badly and you posed for not nice pictures and i'm horrified that my daughter was rooting you on because she didn't know anybetter. besides - if you listen to tmz - you have quite the future ahead of you - i won't be letting nina watch any of your future "work"...

packing her bags is also sabrina sloan. sabrina - you won' t be my next american idol because you kinda look like barbara streisand and cher had a love child. even the face you made last night when the said your name. so totally cher. it's kinda freaky...

and coming so close but yet not quite close enough is sundance head. sundance - you won't be my next american idol because sometimes life isn't fair for some people. you're lacking something. it must be the yo factor. just no yo. maybe you should get some yo gos? they're quite yummy....

anywho. that's this week's episode. until next week. karen seacrest. out...