how to blow it during hollywood week on american idol...

1) argue with the judges critique...

2) pick a song no one knows...

3) dress like richard simmons (even though he made it through - that guy is nuts)...

4) when you are told you can't have your way, act like the person who verbally assulted me on the phone last week because i wouldn't bend the rules for her situation...

5) beg....

6) have a family with at least two theater shows all their own. ask your uncles for 20 minutes of the set...

7) keep singing after you are told to stop...

8) be bikini girl...