welcome to "why you won't be my next american idol."
i'm karen sea-crest i am. karen sea-crest i am i am. i stand here and kick contestants out the door. many should have been kicked - off before. but everyone is an i-i-dol! i-i-dol! top ten gets to go on tour! on tour! i'm the seacrest host - i'm ka-ar-en! karen sea-crest i am i am. karen sea-crest i am!!
second verse....
um. never mind - i won't subject you to that again...
leaving us this week is stephanie edwards. stephanie - you won't be my next american idol because you look like fantasia and sound like beyonce and i don't like either one of them. so take a step to the left, to the left - everything you own in a box to the left - as you won't be joining the top 10 american idol tour this summer - but you will get to appear on the final show - so chin up.
and that of course means that we will all have the chance to cry like little girls when sanjaya comes to town this summer. run and hide everyone! run and hide!!!
until next week. karen seacrest i am i am. out.
Easter
11 years ago
5 comments:
Isn't American Idol over YET? Make the foolishness stop. Plleeaassssse.
- tph
ouch. that hurts. what was it? my "karen sea-crest i am i am" - or the "to the left to the left" part?
I hope Sanjaya wins. He's horrid from what I hear and the Vote for the Worst want him to win. I kinda hope he does too, it'll bring this whole farce of a show to the ground.
Also, thank god I don't listen to popular radio...because he'll be on it a lot.
ya'll are a bunch of haters!
Hate is waaay too strong a word for it. Just do not care. Am glad you like it though as everybody needs a hobby.
- tph
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