this week on "why you won't be my next american idol"...

let me just start off by saying i am SOOOO happy that gilmore girls is trying to get back on track with the luke and lorelai thing. it's about time. sucky thing is - there are only 2 episodes left this season and there still hasn't been a decision made as to if this is the last season or not. so in two weeks could be the end all of gilmore girls!!!

now - if luke would just realize that taking lorelai on the boat trip instead of april would make for a great happy ever after....

anyway - on to idol...

this is a super-sized episode of "why you won't be my next american idol" where we say "hit the bricks" to not one - but TWO idol rejects! and speaking of idol rejects - have any of you caught this season of celebrity fit club on vh1 with kimberly locke? dustin diamond needs to just back off of man...

anyway - i'm straying off topic.

this week we first say so long to phil stacey. phil - you won't be my next american idol because you look like a cross between uncle fester and lurch. if the two had a baby - it would have your head. your head is way too big to be bald - it kinda looks like a lightbulb. and your ears stick out kinda far. now i don't want to pick on someone just because of his appreance - cause that would be wrong - but you chose this look and i really think you should really reconsider the concept of hair. really...

we're ALSO saying "peace out" to chris richardson. chris - you won't be my next american idol because i don't like justin timerblake. and if i don't like him - why would i pick you? you look like him. you sound like him. you do his little head bob when you ruin perfectly good songs written by gwen stefani - that's right - still holdin that against you. i just don't think you have the stuff to bring sexy back. not that i think justin does either. but hey - maybe the two of you can team up and give it a try...

so next week's episode of our favorite program will have a bit of a delay as karen seacrest heads to vegas for three days to party with kfed and lindsey (lohan that is).

look for it on saturday or sunday. i know the suspense will be killing you.

until then. karen seacrest shooting craps. out.