we celebrate - katherine mcphee. katherine - you won't be my next american idol because you give REAL girl nextdoor types - like me - a bad name. what with your perfect hair and flawless complexion and little pouty kitten lips. middle america just can't give the title to someone from LA anyway and the women of the world want an idol that WE can drool over for a change!!
um. except the alternative isn't really "drooling material"...
anyway - that means - congratulations TAYLOR HICKS - you ARE the next american idol!!! even if i still think you look like my friend rob...
until next season - this is karen seacrest - one last time - out.
Easter
11 years ago
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