this week on "why you won't be my next american idol"...

welcome back everyone. after a long hiatus - i am karen seacrest - here once again with your weekly episode of "why you won't be my next american idol"...

this week, we say good by to amy krebs. amy, you won't be my next american idol because if it hadn't been for simon saying that no one would remember you - i probably wouldn't have made the effort to remember you...

we also say goodbye to paul kim. paul - you won't be my next american idol because feet are icky unless properly pedicured. and thanks to a recent episode of tyra - i'm now terrified of getting pedicures at those cute little salons because you can get a bacterial flesh eating virus!

also leaving us is nicole tranquillo. nicole - you won't be my next american idol because i just didn't like your performance and can't think of anything creative to say about it. sorry. but i can't...

and finally the journey ends last night for rudy cardenaz. rudy - you won't be my next american idol because you look like scott baio and i am SO over marrying chachi. i mean - he was SO 1982, you know? i've moved on. i have. i mean - so what if i was only 5 in 1982 and it would have been gross and illegal. but is it anymore gross than scott dating nicole eggert? he's nine years older than her. and that may have been legal at the time they dated - but he played her babysitter! he was abusing his acting athority!!! what would joanie say?? so sorry rudy - but you have to go...

so anyway - there you have it. another exciting episode. stay tuned for next week when we will hopefully get to say goodbye to people who REALLY don't deserve to be there...

until then - this is once again - karen seacrest - out!