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Thursday, March 23, 2006

this week on "why you won't be my next american idol"...

welcome to "why you won't be my next american idol..." i'm your host - karen seacrest.

now - on to the show.

this week on "why you won't be my next american idol" we celebrate sweet innocent little kevin covais. kevin, you won't be my next american idol because your big head and little mouth really do make you look like chicken little - and since chicken little came out on dvd on tuesday - you may have some other public appearance engagements that might interfere with your ability to continue performing on the show. but we'll gladly say hello as we pass by the sale rack at walmart, m'kay?

the good thing? this means little kevin won't be joining the top 10 on tour this summer. the bad thing? bucky will. oh well - you win some - you lose some.

until next week - this is karen secreast - out.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Heh. The author of this comic wanted him to win because he looked so much like the Fairbanks character.