this week on "why you won't be my next american idol..."

this week on "why you won't be my next american idol" we celebrate lisa tucker. lisa - you won't be my next american idol for several reasons.

1. one - you have those wholesome, all american teen, girl nextdoor, sweetie pie looks about you - and it annoys me. real girls aren't like that.
2. you're too skinny. see previous comments on ayla brown.
3. ballads ballads ballads. it's all you can pull off. upbeat songs just don't work for you.
4. anyone who attempts a song by the origional idol without pulling it off flawlessly - hasn't a clue about what she's doing. america will turn on you in a heartbeat. the fact that you thought you could do it and hit so many sour notes - shows a little too much self confidence that comes off as being a little bit arrogant.

so here it is baby. signed. sealed. delivered. you're gone.

and as a foot note. hello?? katherine in the bottom 2? who's counting the votes? brian dunkleman??

until next week when we find out who's a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll...

karen. out.