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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

this week on "why you won't be my next american idol"...


we celebrate dear sweet (insert southern twang) kellie pickler. kellie - you won't be my next american idol because you fooled me with your naive, innocent, dead momma, convicted poppa, never sang outside of a shower likability factor. that's right. i liked kellie at one time. but the blonde girl act can only go so far. and it gives intelligent blondes a BAD rap. and i totally resent that.

i maintain that it takes a very smart girl to play dumb. and kellie tried to play it all the way to the bank. fortunately for those of us who were totally betrayed by her act - a nice webpage - which i ordinarily don't like cause they promoted the wife beater - showed us several things that blew her cover. naive? innocent?? calamari?? i think not. innocent girls don't dress like this. and i just don't want my daughter to worship someone who's totally fake. that's why we got out of the pageant business after just one trip into it...

as of this week - i'm tied with 42 other people for 26th place on 101 the river's fantasy idol - that's not too shabby...

until next week - karen. out.

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